The Cock Inn

Fancy a pint or something a bit stronger? Well come on down to The Cock Inn where there's always a warm welcome, especially if you've got a big fat cock to suck on. Cockney geezer Terry has knocked up a dirty back-street pub where it's a case of Time Gentlemen Please to get a proper good banging. There's plenty of Dirty Tools and Slippery Nipples on the go in this gaff, and there's loads of cock on-tap. Fuck last orders, these boys just wanna suck a Rusty Nail and lick each other's arseholes - and there's no complaining about who's round it is next. The Cock Inn is classic Triga where a good laugh and plenty of dick is to be had and the lads don't take themselves too seriously. Although they do take it - right up the arse and down their throats!