Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody (2 Dvds)

A long time ago... In a galaxy far, far away... all of us perved-out nerds finally got the movie we were waiting for! From the mind of Axel Braun comes the porno parody to end all porno parodies - Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody! Sure to elicit the most delight will be Han Solo's gleeful gunning down of Greedo at the Mos Eisley Cantina with no provoking shot from the latter. For those as versed in porn figures as they are in SW bounty hunters, meanwhile, a major double-hoot should be had at drag queen extraordinaire Chi Chi LaRue's screamingly fey voicing of C-3PO. In an effort to earn her freedom, Leia blows Darth Vader and Luke joins Han in double-teaming Leia as celebration of blowing up the Death Star. Between the familial bonks, there's some inter-species shagging indulged in by Chewbacca and two space babes, an anal throttling given by Obi-Wan Kenobi to an unexpectedly hot Sand Lady, some lesbian love between two exotic Mos Eisley go-go girls and a scalding four-way among more scum and villainy hive-dwellers. Starring Allie Haze in the role of Princess Leia along with a cast of porno's greatest performers, this movie will have you whacking your junk so hard that your wang may end up looking like a goddamn Sarlaac tentacle and admit it, you've always wanted to see Chewbacca fuck something! Cast: Allie Haze, Seth Gamble, Tom Byron, Rocco Reed, Lexington Steele, Dick Chibbles, Kimberly Kane, Aiden Ashley, Gia Dimarco, Eve Laurence, Brandy Aniston, Jennifer White, Rihanna Rimes, Jennifer Dark, Kylie Ireland, Lizzy London, Lily Cade, Brian Street Team, Danny Wilde, Marcus London, Kyle Stone