My Ass Is Haunted (2 Dvds)

Clocking in at close to four hours, the two-disc version of Belladonna's all-girl My Ass Is Haunted certainly gives viewers their money's worth as far as length goes. As for content, while not every minute is scintillating, there's enough inspired action to warrant a superior rating. And nothing is more inspired -or wicked - than the Roxy Jezel/Katja Kassin closer. Attired, however briefly, as nuns, these two tarts do themselves and all of each other's holes with very, well, unholy Jesus-on-the-Cross dils. Jezel really gets into the role, mouthing one sacrilege after another in her clipped, sexy Brit accent, telling Kassin at one point as she drills her ass with the crucifix, "Show Jesus how much you love him." One of the best blasphemous porn scenes of recent vintage, sure to outrage religious right types who are convinced that adult is all one big satanic plot anyway.The first two scenes - Kimberly Kane/Julie Night and Melissa Lauren/Kayla Marie - are hot and kinky enough, though the pacing is a bit too lackadaisical for this reviewer's taste. The bonus disc, meanwhile, includes two lengthy sequences, featuring a pregnant Belladonna getting it on with the rarely seen (these days) Ryan Conner and someone named Isobel. That action should certainly appeal to consumers with pregnancy fetishes starved for that kind of very niche product. Cast: Belladonna, Julie Night, Katja Kassin, Kimberly Kane, Kayla Marie, Melissa Lauren, Roxy Jezel, Ryan Conner, Isobel Ice